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Ode to the odiferous

— To the editor:

The dog poop’s horrendous out there,

On Hope, High and Wood,

The dogs in the hood

Have left the brown stuff everywhere!

The dog poop’s horrendous out there.

From sidewalks and trenches,

Odiferous stenches

Pollute all our lovely fresh air.

The dog poop’s horrendous out there

If you don’t look down

The stuff that is brown

Ends up on your shoes unawares.

The dog poop’s horrendous out there.

Like thieves in the night,

Owners stay out of sight,

While their dogs poop and leave it right there.

The dog poop’s horrendous out there.

Why make us gag?

Just bring a bag

To show the town that you care.

Linda Brogan

Bristol

Comments

notfrombristol 3 months ago

How can you be so sure it's "dog" poop?

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focus 2 months, 2 weeks ago

My best friend told me, "Woof woof. Woof woof woof. Grrrrr !!!"

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